According to TheOnion, Yamaha Corporation president, Mitsuru Umemura, was quoted as saying:
“At the Yamaha Corporation we’re focused on one thing and one thing alone—quality sound chips, ceiling brackets, editing software, race-kart engines, sport boats, flugelhorns, ATVs, sequencers, outboard motors, conference systems, golf clubs, projectors, MIDI controllers, lamp cartridges, portable recorders, subwoofers, component systems, and motorcycles.”
On a separate note: I didn’t know I could go to Yamaha for all my flugelhorn needs…






















