Poor Cocaine Dealers

September 3, 2009

in This is a joke, right?

New York Magazine is reporting that cocaine dealers are suffering pretty hard from this economic depression and have resulted to cold calling.

I wouldn’t make a good drug dealer. I absolutely HATE cold calling.

The article quotes some future con as saying: ” These kids are clean,” Tim says. “It sucks. You’re gonna find me at the post office if this goes on for much longer. “

Is the post office where washed up drug dealers go? If so, is this why mail is always missing? Guys, we might have found a connection. ;)

One commenter stated: ” Drugs are recession proof, the problem is that nobody with any class does coke anymore. Everybody is hooked on prescription meds. “

Perhaps, but these people are pretty crafty, recently, a would be smuggler was caught wearing a cast made entirely out of cocaine. Points for creativity.

Meanwhile, hundreds of wanna-be gangstas are worried about their future.

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