It’s official. KFC is run by lunatics.
I knew something was weird about KFC offering FREE Grilled Chicken AGAIN and now I realize it’s part of the President of KFC, Roger Eaton’s, rapidly diminishing mental state. For the love of all things good, will anyone help this man?!
Mr. Eaton has written a ridiculous letter requesting a seat at the United Nation’s table claiming that 60 million+ have tried KFC grilled chicken, that ( over inflated ) number rivals the 24th most-populated nation on Earth according to Mr. Eaton ( that can’t be his real name… ) so logically a seat on the UN is needed.
I wonder if that class action suit against KFC for “bait and switch” tactics ever took off… If so, I hate to break it to the claimants that Mr. Eaton has a PERFECT insanity defense. Sorry folks.
